Everyone knows the swine flu was released by muslims to jihaad us back to the stone age. Amidst all the cries about epidemics and new black death and other fox news buzz words, my family came down with normal flu. First my pops, then my mom, now my little brother. Why is it such a big deal? Because it means I’m next on the chopping block, and I don’t get sick often, so if I do, it’ll probably kill me.
Shit sucks, but at least I don’t have meningitis, right guys?