Hello, children. It’s me, Nignog, your poster of somewhat irrelivant and otherwise boring information. This is an introductory post, with information about me! I know, I know – who doesn’t know Nignog? I should post some information about me to enlighten the average joe though, so he can know what to expect on the exciting drama high way known as the Internet. For starters, I was born just shy of 30,000 years ago. This means that my wisdom is nearly unmatched and you’d best watch your mouth as outlined on our wonderful forums. I’m a man of many traits, but more importantly, I am fair and kind. I think you should know that this only applies to people, however. Sorry, Furries, you aren’t people. Furries need to be ejected into the sun, starting yesterday. Transexuals are in great need in the center of the sun as well. Speaking of transexuals, I was issued a warning on another shitfest today.
I called this person a dude in my signature. Now, quite some time ago, there was this chick who used to be cool. She told me a story about Cranberry and how he confessed to being a man. Surprise, surprise Nignog! Since I know everything about the universe this was actually not that much of a surprise (indeed, I had actually suspected him to be a manwoman after knowing Jeff/Myria) but the next day he claimed he was joking.
Gee, that’s convenient.
So, fast forward a few months…feeling bored…and seeing as there’s a nice vacancy due to another furfaggot backing down, I figure, why not surprise the forum with some nice old FACTS?
Well, two weeks later, that has been deemed a bad idea, worthy of a warn! A TROLL OF WARN PROPORTIONS! By that one bitch who used to be cool. Why the fuck did it take them two weeks to warn me for that? Are they legally blind? Fucking stupid? Well, jokes on them kids. Cause guess what?
My new signature, if re-arranged, spells LEONA IS DUMB! with a few extra letters but who gives a shit, I made it up after changing my signature to that and it feels good.
Well, I don’t know what else to put here without changing the idea of the post, so fuck off and have a nice day. We’ll meet again! If you favorite this page instead of the forum (I hope not because you are going to be banned if you did) anyway.