We all know bitches love cooking and are impressed when their guy serves some awesome meal. Well at least mine does. And it’s simple really.
You need
- Potatoes
- Some Instant stuff for Potato Gratin
- Cheese
- Some cream
Fill a pot with water, add the cream, add the instant stuff, peel potatoes, cut them and toss them in. Cook it until the potatoes are good (Contrary to popular belief you’d have to eat 25 kg of raw potatoes for their poison to work, so try to poison her with something else).
Now toss some of that delicious potato stuff into a bowl. Then add some cheese. Then add more of that potato stuff, add cheese, etc. until the bowl is full. Cover it with more cheese and done. Put it into the oven and wait. Once done in the oven, let it cool off a bit before serving.
Done. Your bitch is now impressed, loves you and gives it up to you. It’s that easy.